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Finding the Most Unromantic Gift

Posted on by Traci

My Anti-Valentine’s Day party is coming up, and I need to find the most unromantic gift I can for under ten dollars. So I headed to the most unromantic store, Walmart, to see what I could find.

Click here to read my post on hosting an Anti-Valentine’s Day party.

At the party, the gift exchange is full of laughter and we usually end up fighting over the more useful products. Undoubtedly, we wouldn’t want to receive any of these things from a legit Valentine.

What follows is a collection of shitty gifts best not to give to your soulmate.

Yes, It’s Handy, But You’re a Moron:

Smack, indeed!
You are not even worth Tupperware.
I love the combination here. Caulk and duct tape. Not even the designer colors of the duct tape would help you here.

This Serves No Purpose:

Why do they even make these when everyone and their dog has a cell phone?

Let Me Just Call You Fat To Your Face:

Subtle, but not subtle enough.
I think it’s perfectly reasonable to expect to get punched if you give this.
Even though my girl crush is on the cover, this would still get you killed.

Cleaning Supplies Are Never A Gift:

You can call them ‘glam’ all you want, they are NOT glamorous by any stretch of the imagination.
Can we just make a general rule that anything that is used in the bathroom is probably not a good idea.
This doesn’t necessarily say you need to do more laundry, as it does, that’s all you are good for.

Went For A Big Gift In A Bad Way

I can hear it now, “I thought you would appreciate something to hold all your shit.”
I love you….you are garbage.

You Smell Really…Bad!

What a sweet way to say “You’re ass is disgusting!”
I really want to kiss you…but first…

Redneck Ideas:

Souvenir type gifts scream gas station.
Not that I’m above using a flask, but I beg to differ.

Now You Are Really Living On The Edge:

Be aware, that she is going to use this on you.

This was a ton of fun and I’m sure other shoppers thought I was weird taking pictures of these random items. But I finally found a winning combination for my party.

Ever receive a horrible gift for Valentine’s Day? Can you think of something else that would make a very unromantic gift? Share in the comments below.

Love Is In The Air,

Traci

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